07-10-2016, 21:41
Start preparing for Christmas early and save money by falling out with your family and friends now.
DD
DD
Ubique.
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07-10-2016, 21:41
Start preparing for Christmas early and save money by falling out with your family and friends now.
DD
Ubique.
08-10-2016, 12:22
The bed shook, creaked and rattled as the G/F gripped the headboard and screamed out my name.
It was at this point we were asked to leave Ikea. DD
Ubique.
09-10-2016, 11:33
Understanding women is not a mystery.
1 When you`re wrong you apologise. 2 When she is wrong you apologise. DD
Ubique.
10-10-2016, 17:17
Scotland has opened a new office for quickie divorces......
It`s at Regretna Green. DD
Ubique.
11-10-2016, 00:59
Always love a woman for her personality.........
She has about 10 so you have plenty to choose from. DD
Ubique.
11-10-2016, 09:41
It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them........
The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever.. DD
Ubique.
12-10-2016, 01:46
A lorry full of Viagra was stolen today.
Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals. DD
Ubique.
13-10-2016, 17:02
The G/F asked me what the female version of a man cave would be.....
I told her it`s called a kitchen. DD
Ubique.
13-10-2016, 19:19
As I stared out at the army of strange creatures standing to attention on the lawn,
I realised I'd mixed up the slug pellets and the Viagra. DD
Ubique.
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