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A lot of women turn into good drivers........

So if your a good driver.. Watch out for women turning.

DD

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Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work.
The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country.

DD

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I have learnt 2 very important lessons in life............

I don`t remember the first one.

But the second is to write everything down.

DD

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My G/F suggested Spicing Up our Sex Life by adding a little Role Play.
"I'll be a Prostitute" she said excitedly.
"Good Idea" I replied.
"I'll be Jack The Ripper"

DD

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I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her backside.

I didn’t know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.

DD

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I was just telling my girlfriend how our Rohypnol party was a complete success.
"What Rohypnol party?" she asked.

DD

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Came home to find my G/F stood in the hall wearing riding boots and holding a whip.
"Oh great," I thought. "Where the hell are we going to keep a horse?"

DD

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Joke`s about feminine hygeine product`s are totally inappropriate............ Period.

DD

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Just back from the Doctor`s where he diagnosed me with Insomnia.........

On the bright side. Only 2 more sleeps until Christmas.

DD

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I've been doing some research on different beers wines & spirits recently and the effects they have on you.

The results were staggering!!

DD