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I was just walking my dog along one of the country lanes where I live when a bloke on tractor drove past me shouting 'The end of the world is nigh'. I think it was Farmer Geddon Big Grin
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At a bar ...

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking. I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds.......
















"No kidding, I'm in Banking too! Which one are you with?"​

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Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g West Bromwich Albion.

Q: What is the difference between a West Brom fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: What�s the difference between a fat chick and a West Brom striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do you get when you cross a West Brom Fan with a pig?
A: We may never know, there are some things a pig just will not do.

Q: what is the difference between a West Bromwich Albion fan and a vibrator?
A: A West Brom fan has a real dick.

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(29-05-2016, 01:33)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g West Bromwich Albion.

Q: What is the difference between a West Brom fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: What�s the difference between a fat chick and a West Brom striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do you get when you cross a West Brom Fan with a pig?
A: We may never know, there are some things a pig just will not do.

Q: what is the difference between a West Bromwich Albion fan and a vibrator?
A: A West Brom fan has a real dick.

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Shouldn't that last one read, "A West Brom fan is a real dick"?
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(06-06-2016, 18:54)aries22 Wrote:
(29-05-2016, 01:33)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g West Bromwich Albion.

Q: What is the difference between a West Brom fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: What�s the difference between a fat chick and a West Brom striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do you get when you cross a West Brom Fan with a pig?
A: We may never know, there are some things a pig just will not do.

Q: what is the difference between a West Bromwich Albion fan and a vibrator?
A: A West Brom fan has a real dick.

DD  Angry  Angry

Shouldn't that last one read, "A West Brom fan is a real dick"?

You play with it how you like, it all means the same! Cool
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(07-06-2016, 18:00)BBB Wrote:
(06-06-2016, 18:54)aries22 Wrote:
(29-05-2016, 01:33)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g West Bromwich Albion.

Q: What is the difference between a West Brom fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.

Q: What�s the difference between a fat chick and a West Brom striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

Q: What do you get when you cross a West Brom Fan with a pig?
A: We may never know, there are some things a pig just will not do.

Q: what is the difference between a West Bromwich Albion fan and a vibrator?
A: A West Brom fan has a real dick.

DD  Angry  Angry

Shouldn't that last one read, "A West Brom fan is a real dick"?

You play with it how you like, it all means the same! Cool
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. I am desperate to meet sympathetic lesbian couples who understand my plight and are willing to see past the curse of penis affliction and initiate me into the joys of lesbian love. Please, reach out and help a sister in distress.

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