[Lord Snooty]

OK so big Frank has denied or forgot that he has Alzheimer's, his daughter should be so proud of him. In other news South Yorkshire's finest are about to be replaced by the counties finest cloggers (er clog dancers) http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/05/02/te...re-police/

Well they can't be any worse.

[Lord Snooty]

Get the map out. We have pre season tours to Sweden and Austria.

[EastLondonTerrier]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03tqnvj 15 min interview with DW about transfer plans and pre-season. Also an hour special on Town with Oggy on Radio Leeds is worth a listen too.

[Lord Snooty]

Yes, listened to that last night. The Town fan, Alison, is the gobby lass who sits in front of us.

[EastLondonTerrier]

Spoke to a friend who's a Southend fan and he's said to me Jack Payne can be untouchable and can go missing in games. Hopefully Wagner can get him to do the former on a consistent basis. is a CAM who gets goals or play just off the striker. Would be competition for Pato and young and hungry. Sign him up.

[Lord Snooty]

And at five foot five would be an ideal replacement for Duane Holmes.

[EastLondonTerrier]

That same pessimism made us miss out on bradley pritchard. Too small stereotypes are of a bygone era.

[Lord Snooty]

And Kevin Hector in the 70s. Ended up with a league champions medal with Cloughie at Derby.

[MNTerrier]

EVERYONE STOP

Anthony Kay is available on a free transfer having been released by MK

[theo_luddite]

Think I'd rather us sign Peter Kay to be honest.