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21-12-2015, 02:04
Man Ure fan phones the travel agent....... " I`m looking for a Christmas break for the family... Anything you can recommend"

Travel agent.... "You can`t beat the Canaries this year".

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21-12-2015, 12:21
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened."

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#903
21-12-2015, 14:11
And God promised Man that good and obidient wives would be found in all corners of the World.

Then He made the Earth round........ And laughed and laughed and laughed......

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21-12-2015, 21:56
Woke up early today to go to the Gym...........

But then I thought I probably shouldn`t go because I`m still sore from the last time I went in 2007.

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#905
22-12-2015, 02:34
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

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#906
22-12-2015, 12:20
Watching Miracle on 34th Street makes me so santa-mental.

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#907
23-12-2015, 12:18
Merry Christmas to all our readers.

   

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#908
23-12-2015, 15:01
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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#909
23-12-2015, 15:21
Merry Christmas, DD, and everyone else!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
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23-12-2015, 23:40
(23-12-2015, 15:21)talkSAFT Wrote: Merry Christmas, DD, and everyone else!

Muchos Gracias Amigo. Merry Christmas to you and yours. DD Laughing Laughing
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