15-04-2022, 10:18
My Doctor has diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
I`m worried shitless.
DD #No1
I`m worried shitless.
DD #No1
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Ubique.
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15-04-2022, 10:18
My Doctor has diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation.
I`m worried shitless. DD #No1 ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
16-04-2022, 09:56
Posed nude for an art class last night.
They didn`t ask me to, I think they were making ceramic bowls. DD #No1 ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
17-04-2022, 19:20
Don`t you just hate it when you clean out your freezer and find prople you don`t even recognise....
DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
19-04-2022, 22:22
When I was young I was poor, but after many years hard work.....
I`m no longer young. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-04-2022, 23:51
SKY BREAKING NEWS …
Manchester United can confirm that following a scan - Paul Pogba has suffered a badly twisted sock and will miss the rest of the season. He may fly out to Dubai or the USA to get it ironed out. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
23-04-2022, 16:37
They said I'd never be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic, but I've made 2 jugs and a vase so far and they're great! ?
24-04-2022, 13:43
I walked down to my local paint shop to get thinner....
It didn`t work. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
24-04-2022, 21:41
Now that Scunthorpe United have been relegated from the English Football League there’s now only Two Clubs left with hidden rude words in their name.
Arsenal and xxxx Wolves. DD #No1 ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
01-05-2022, 17:41
I hate it when I`m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
DD#No1 ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
03-05-2022, 11:49
One day when Jesus was relaxing in Heaven, He happened to notice a familiar-looking old man.
Wondering if the old man was His father Joseph, Jesus asked him, "Did you, by any chance, ever have a son?" "Yes," said the old man, "but he wasn't my biological son. He was born by a miracle, by the intervention of a magical being from the heavens." "Very interesting," said Jesus. "Did this boy ever have to fight temptation?" "Oh, yes, many times," answered the old man. "But he eventually won. Unfortunately, he heroically died at one point, but he came back to life shortly afterwards." Jesus couldn't believe it. Could this actually be His father? "One last question," He said. "Were you a carpenter?" "Why yes," replied the old man. "Yes I was." Jesus rubbed His eyes and said, "Dad?" The old man rubbed his eyes and said, "Pinocchio?" Sorry Vic. DD#No1 ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
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