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I`ve been in bed for 20 minutes and I`ve just realised I came upstairs to get a pen.

DD #No1

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My G/F didn`t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the delivery driver knocked on our door to check we were alright.

DD #No1

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In a shock move the English Cricket Board have appointed Novak Djokovic as their new batting coach.

A spokesman said "We acknowledge he does not have a background in our sport, but we couldn`t overlook the fact it took the Australians two weeks to get him out"

DD

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To the lady who gave me the finger when i blew my horn at you....

Your phone is probably not on the roof of your car anymore.

DD

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My mate thinks he`s a chocolate orange.

He`s going to get sectioned.

Poor Terry.

DD

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The President of the Dyslexic Society was recently given an OBE.

He said "What`s the point, I can`t play it"

DD

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Went to a party recently, and when I got there I threw my car keys into a big bowl.

Everyne stared at me, and the trifle was ruined.

DD

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever tried letting go of a piece of scrap wood you think might use at a later date.??

DD#No1

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Keep the humour coming DD, we fans need it at this time

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Life is easier in 2022 than it was in 1969 for a boy named Sue.

DD