The Off Topic Thread

Dingle-Dingle · 05-12-2021, 18:46

2 years ago walk into a bank with a mask on you'd get arrested.

Now go into a bank without a mask you get arrested.

DD Sad

Dingle-Dingle · (This post was last modified: 06-12-2021, 11:06 by Dingle-Dingle.)

A teenage girl jumped into a taxi and said" Andrew`s close".

The driver said "Don`t worry luv, I`ll lose him at the next set of lights".

DD Angel

Dingle-Dingle · 07-12-2021, 19:06

My mate Dave bought himself a guard dog to protect his home.

Unfortunatly he has had to let it go as it kept letting everyone in.

Turns out it was a UK Border Collie.

DD Sick

Dingle-Dingle · 08-12-2021, 00:47

Just been informed i`m barred from this years works christmas do, following last years "little incident".

Which is so annoying considering I`m self employed.

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 09-12-2021, 01:01

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan.

DD Blush

Dingle-Dingle · 10-12-2021, 09:54

Is Karl Marx actually buried in Highgate cemetry, or is it just a Communist plot?

DD Huh

drewks · 11-12-2021, 10:38

Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!
Doh

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD Blush

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talkSAFT · 11-12-2021, 11:49

(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD )

YES, Drewks.......ALMOST! Sick

BaggieSteve · (This post was last modified: 11-12-2021, 15:16 by BaggieSteve.)

(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD )

To be honest, Dreams, I think they’re predictable rather than frustrating. I went to bed last night fully expecting to read about an England batting collapse….sadly, there were no surprises

(11-12-2021, 15:15)BaggieSteve Wrote:
(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD )

To be honest, Dreams, I think they’re predictable rather than frustrating. I went to bed last night fully expecting to read about an England batting collapse….sadly, there were no surprises

Sorry Drewks, bloody predictive text

drewks · (This post was last modified: 11-12-2021, 18:50 by drewks.)

(11-12-2021, 15:15)BaggieSteve Wrote:
(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD )

To be honest, Dreams, I think they’re predictable rather than frustrating. I went to bed last night fully expecting to read about an England batting collapse….sadly, there were no surprises

(11-12-2021, 15:15)BaggieSteve Wrote:
(11-12-2021, 10:38)drewks Wrote: Is the England cricket team ALMOST as frustrating as WBA?
Discuss!

(Sorry for the intrusion, DD )

To be honest, Dreams, I think they’re predictable rather than frustrating. I went to bed last night fully expecting to read about an England batting collapse….sadly, there were no surprises

Sorry Drewks, bloody predictive text

.... it's been a long time since anyone called me Dreams, Sugarlips Blush