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A nasal or a nanal?  Get it done, DD

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#Analbumcover.

If you read this the way I did, then the internet has ruined you too.

DD

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The fist Olympic sailing result is in.

Austrailia took gold.
Britian took silver.
Somalia took the boats.

DD

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For your informatio, scientist`s have discovered a new gender in Stoke.

XX = Female.

XY = Male.

YYY = Delilah.

DD

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Just been on the news......

The National sperm bank has only had 3 donations this year.

That`s the trouble with this Country, nobody gives a t044 any more.

DD

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Last week Dinah Asher- yoghurt tore a hamstring and had to pull out of 2 Olympic races. Yesterday she was part of a team which set a new world record. Methinks her physio will be in great demand from now on. Miracle worker or what.?

DD

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep"

DD

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Did you know......?

The Rocky Horror Picture show is the only film in the Rocky series NOT to feature Sylvester Stallone.

DD

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Just found out that the factory that produces Yardsticks won`t be making them any longer.

DD

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What a disappointment........

Travelled over 400 miles to see the Loch Ness monster, and it didn`t show up.
Don`t go if you want to see it because you will end up as disappointed as we were.
Myself, G/F and 2 G/kids waited around for hours. View points were crowded and dirty and the weather was terrible.
I thought the whole experience was horrenous and wish I hadn`t bothered.
It`s just a tourist trap. I`m not sure why they advertise the Loch Ness monster when it`s just a lie.
There`s much better places to visit. I for one will not be coming back.

DD