12-06-2021, 10:34
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
To cover up their butt quacks.
DD
To cover up their butt quacks.
DD
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14-06-2021, 16:41
A French policeman stops a car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour: "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side"??? DD 
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15-06-2021, 08:44
Singing in the shower is all fun and games, until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera. DD 
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19-06-2021, 10:51
For those who don't understand gambling - England are 12/1 to win the Euros.
This means if you slap £10 on England at 12/1, then you lose £10.... DD
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21-06-2021, 13:26
Some people say that vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat eaters.
Nine worthless, horrible, BACON free years. DD
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