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I just asked myself if i`m crazy, and we said "No".

DD

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VACCINE ALERT!!!
This happened yesterday and is important information for people booking vaccinations.
A friend had his 2nd dose of the vaccine at the vaccination centre after which he began to have blurred vision on the way home.
When he got home, he called the vaccination centre for advice and to ask if he should go see a doctor, or be hospitalized.
He was told NOT to go to a doctor or a hospital, but just return to the vaccination centre immediately and pick up his glasses.

DD

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Remember, Puns on St Patrick`s day don`t just shame you...

They Seamus all.

DD

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I remember when I could Rock around the Clock.

Now I`m lucky if I can Limp around the Block.....

DD

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West Brom players have been banned from owning dogs after RSPCA raises concerns that none of them know how to hold onto a lead..

DD

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I've read the ingredients of all the Cov-Id vaccines, and they have all omitted to mention the microchip tracker.......

DD

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An Australian couple are sat in the living room.
Bruce says "You know Shirl, I never want to live in a vegatative state, dependant on some machine and getting fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug".
Shirl gets up, unplugs the TV and pours all his beer down the sink.

DD

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Ban Pre-shredded cheese...

Let`s make this Nation grate again.

DD

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A burglar broke into my house last night, but I decided not to shoot him.

I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and my 3 cats did the rest.

DD