05-02-2021, 13:15
Today is National Womens day.
It should have been yesterday, but they took too long getting ready.
DD
It should have been yesterday, but they took too long getting ready.
DD
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05-02-2021, 13:15
Today is National Womens day.
It should have been yesterday, but they took too long getting ready. DD
Ubique.
05-02-2021, 18:56
This morning Boris phoned Macron, but the Frenchman was sulking and let it go to voice mail. So Boris left him a message, "Rufen Sie mich nach Belieben zurück".
So macron rings back and says "Sorry Boris, but I don`t speak German" To which Boris replied, "And who should you thank for that"? DD 
Ubique.
05-02-2021, 20:41
(05-02-2021, 18:56)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: This morning Boris phoned Macron, but the Frenchman was sulking and let it go to voice mail. So Boris left him a message, "Rufen Sie mich nach Belieben zurück". Probably the Americans and the Russians 
The light at the end of the tunnel is the light of an oncoming train
06-02-2021, 00:19
The G/F just called me a sex machine.
Her actual words were "You`re a F"&*!%^ Tool", but I knew what she meant. DD 
Ubique.
09-02-2021, 16:43
A man tells the Rabbi
'I have a strong desire to live forever' The Rabbi tells him ' Get Married' The man asks 'Will I then live forever'? The Rabbi says 'No but the desire will leave you' !!! DD 
Ubique.
09-02-2021, 20:43
I was going to take one of those Viking river cruises, until I found out you don`t get to loot the Villages and Monastries along the way.
DD
Ubique.
10-02-2021, 10:10
(09-02-2021, 20:43)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: I was going to take one of those Viking river cruises, until I found out you don`t get to loot the Villages and Monastries along the way. I thought it was compulsory  Me and the grandkids did!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
10-02-2021, 17:47
Young Dan (“the village idiot”) has been tickling trout
and is sitting by the river with three beautiful trout in a bucket of water. A water bailiff turns up and accuses him of fishing without a licence, which Dan most strenuously denies. Dan then said to the bailiff, “These are my pet trout and I bring them here everyday for some exercise.” The bailiff laughed at this and said, “Don’t talk such rubbish.” Dan replied, “It’s true, I let them go and they come back when I call them – you just wait and see.” With that he releases the trout back into the river. After ten minutes the bailiff asks, “Aren’t you going to call the trout back now?” Dan replied, “What trout?”…. DD 
Ubique.
11-02-2021, 19:21
Iv`e being doing my family tree for 20 years now, but I`m stuck on one of my earliest known ancesters. Apparently I`m related to a Dutchman, Mr Nean der Thal. Just can`t find out anyone else from that era.
DD 
Ubique.
12-02-2021, 19:09
Just heard on the news that parts of Stonehenge are proved to be secondhand.
So the Druids had charity shops as well. DD 
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