20-12-2020, 14:43
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
DD
DD
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Ubique.
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20-12-2020, 14:43
To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
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Ubique.
20-12-2020, 18:48
5 Days to Christmas, which means in 6 days time you can buy your easter eggs.
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Ubique.
21-12-2020, 11:02
Apparently I snore so loud it frightens all the people in the car that I am driving.....
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Ubique.
21-12-2020, 12:12
What did Santa sing when he went down the chimney?
“Chest and nuts roasting on an open fire…” DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-12-2020, 13:30
Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
22-12-2020, 10:45
A word of advice.
Don`t run with bagpipes, you could put an aye out, or worse still get kilt. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
22-12-2020, 12:17
I asked my G/F what she wanted for Christmas. She told me, “Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.”
So I bought her nothing. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
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