The Off Topic Thread

talkSAFT · (This post was last modified: 17-12-2020, 18:35 by talkSAFT.)

Ska'd,

I've never liked Allardyce since he mistakenly thought he was some guy called Ramsay. I was scared all May when he got the England job.

You might have heard my screams all day when that rascally dame (Julian's sister) Ms Adela Clary was suggested for the Albion job.

Dingle-Dingle · 18-12-2020, 11:28

How does a snowman lose weight?

He waits for the weather to get warmer!

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 18-12-2020, 21:19

What should you give your parents at Christmas?

A list of what you want.

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 19-12-2020, 11:51

Although Covid-19 spreads mostly via mouth and nose, scientists now conclude that the greatest risk comes from A**holes.

DD Rolleyes

Dingle-Dingle · 19-12-2020, 12:55

How do chickens dance at a Christmas party?

Chick to chick.

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 19-12-2020, 17:22

What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles.

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 19-12-2020, 21:36

What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?

Yule-Tide.

DD Big Grin

drewks · 19-12-2020, 22:58

(19-12-2020, 21:36)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?

Yule-Tide.

DD

Dingle-Dingle · 20-12-2020, 01:15

New Covid-19 ruling....

Only 371 sleeps til Christmas.

DD Big Grin

Dingle-Dingle · 20-12-2020, 13:31

I can’t get to the chocolates in my advent calendar.

Foiled again.

DD Big Grin