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The Off Topic Thread
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15-12-2020, 18:43
Had the Vegan neighbours round last night. Gave them a burger, told them they were plant based.
She Said "Mmmm they are delicious, what plant are they from"? I replied "Meat packing plant" DD 
Ubique.
15-12-2020, 20:12
A court of law has succeeded where the FA have failed for years ......
They have banned the cheating seal Jack Grealish from DIVING for nine months and fined him nearly £83k.
16-12-2020, 11:39
Apparently, walking out of the Doctors after getting the new jab, with 2 Alka-Seltser frothing out of your mouth is not considered funny.
DD 
Ubique.
16-12-2020, 14:22
Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
They have herd immunity. DD 
Ubique.
16-12-2020, 15:57
My boss fake fired me once
I'm still waiting for him to tell me it was a joke DD
Ubique.
16-12-2020, 18:53
Basil'n'Clive gone?
Really Sam Cad???
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
17-12-2020, 10:42
Lady Caramels
Dallas Creamy Mad Sally Race
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
17-12-2020, 11:51
Daycare Malls
Casey Mallard Rascally Dame Already Clams All My Arcades L.A. Scald My Ear Ay A Scam Ladle Yam Called Asa? Sly Camera Lad Malady Clears Salad Meal Cry A Llama's Cyder Alas, Dry Camel "I would rather spend a holiday in Tuscany than in the Black Country, but if I were compelled to choose between living in West Bromwich or Florence, I should make straight for West Bromwich." - J.B. Priestley
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