10-12-2020, 18:15
What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
A stoc-king!
DD
A stoc-king!
DD
Ubique.
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The Off Topic Thread
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11-12-2020, 10:29
You been opening the crackers, D-D?
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
11-12-2020, 20:31
Are your kids misbehaving??
For £100 I`ll come to your house dressed as the Grinch and throw your Xmas tree through the window. DD 
Ubique.
11-12-2020, 22:39
Breaking News.....
Massive flood in lemonade factory. 20 workers Schwepped away. DD 
Ubique.
12-12-2020, 00:58
Just seen a sign in Tesco...... Turkey £29.00.
Thats £300 cheaper than both Easy Jet and Ryanair. DD 
Ubique.
12-12-2020, 12:47
Mary and Joseph didn`t make it to Bethelehem this year.
All Virgin flights were cancelled. DD
Ubique.
12-12-2020, 13:52
Why can`t Boris make his Christmas cake until the last minute?
He doesn`t know how many tiers it should have. DD
Ubique.
13-12-2020, 01:28
Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?
Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate! DD
Ubique.
13-12-2020, 12:04
How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year?
Fine. No sweat. DD
Ubique.
13-12-2020, 14:19
How is the pandemic like Beefy`s stomach after Christmas?
It'll take ages to flatten the curve. DD
Ubique.
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