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What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?

A stoc-king!

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You been opening the crackers, D-D?
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Are your kids misbehaving??

For £100 I`ll come to your house dressed as the Grinch and throw your Xmas tree through the window.

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Breaking News.....

Massive flood in lemonade factory.

20 workers Schwepped away.

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Just seen a sign in Tesco...... Turkey £29.00.

Thats £300 cheaper than both Easy Jet and Ryanair.

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Mary and Joseph didn`t make it to Bethelehem this year.

All Virgin flights were cancelled.

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Why can`t Boris make his Christmas cake until the last minute?

He doesn`t know how many tiers it should have.

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Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop?

Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate!

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How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year?

Fine. No sweat.

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How is the pandemic like Beefy`s stomach after Christmas?

It'll take ages to flatten the curve.

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