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If anyone wants to know what`s on TV over Christmas let me know. I have a copy of Radio Times from 1982.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

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Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?

Carbon footprints.

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What did Santa do when he went speed dating?

He pulled a cracker.

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(06-12-2020, 13:06)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys?

Carbon footprints.

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 Plus Sooty objecting about spoiling his new carpet.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off!

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What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers?

St Nickerless.

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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose!

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A ruddy shame that in F1 that Mercedes screwed up which tyres to put on Russell' car, which cost him a win in his first drive for the team when replacing Hamilton due to Convid. I'd be raging. Angry
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(07-12-2020, 19:16)Baggiebob(BBB) Wrote: A ruddy shame that in F1 that Mercedes screwed up which tyres to put on Russell' car, which cost him a win in his first drive for the team when replacing Hamilton due to Convid. I'd be raging. Angry

But did they screw it up, or was it orders..........

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