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Donald Trump has asked Dianne Abbott to oversee any recounts in the election as an independant official ......

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Fine young cannibals. It doesn’t sound much of a deterrent to me !
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Donald Trump can`t go to the White House anymore........ It`s For-Biden.....


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Have you ever been so drunk, that you have been hit by a parked car??

Happened to me last night.

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Just got back from West Bromwich and they have an ABBA tribute band playing in the square.

They are very loud, you can hear the drums from Nando`s

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Scientists have confirmed that women who have put on weight during lockdown are likely to live longer than men who mention it.

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This time last year we were all looking forward to leaving the E.U.

Now we`d be happy with just leaving the house.

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The G/F asked me.... "Do these jeans make me look fat"?
I said "Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say"?
She replied "Of course I won`t, I love you"
"I`ve slept with your sister" I said

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Anyone looking to grab a early Black Friday bargain...
They're doing 82" Samsung smart TV's for £499 tomorrow only at..... See more

   
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Having a big nose is not a valid excuse for not wearing a face mask. I still wear underpants!!

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