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The Off Topic Thread
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21-09-2020, 10:54
Sat in the pub the other night and the gang were reminiscing about school days.
I remember one time the teacher asked "Name something starting with E that you are not very good at"? I said "Spelling"....... DD 
Ubique.
21-09-2020, 17:21
The worst advice I ever recieved as a kid was "Eat up all your food so you grow up big and strong"
Now look at me, big fat B.... DD 
Ubique.
21-09-2020, 20:10
Today`s Corona virus tip....
Desperate to have a house party, but the rule of six getting in the way of your plans?? Simple solution, hold a Police themed fancy dress party. The neighbours will think someone has already grassed you up. DD 
Ubique.
23-09-2020, 00:28
Last month..... "Eat out to help out"
This month...... "Drink up and F off" DD 
Ubique.
23-09-2020, 20:13
Think about it......
Every single corpse on Mt Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. DD 
Ubique.
25-09-2020, 00:14
(This post was last modified: 25-09-2020, 00:14 by Dingle-Dingle.)
Latest restrictions put in place by supermarkets due to panic buying....
ASDA 2 hand sanitisers and a 4 pack of toilet roll. TESCO 1 hand sanitiser, 500gm pack of rice and 4 pack toilet roll. WAITROSE 1 lobster, 6 quail eggs and 100gm foie gras. ALDI 1 MIG welder, 1 pink sports bra, 2 trumpets and a wetsuit. DD
Ubique.
30-09-2020, 16:31
Just been announced that people returning from Iceland now have to quarantine for 14 days.
FFS I only popped in to get some frozen chips. DD
Ubique.
01-10-2020, 10:11
A couple of days ago my G/F said,
“If you are bored why don’t you make a Bird Table?” Now she is really brassed off with me because I put her in 5th place ! DD
Ubique.
01-10-2020, 12:30
A friend of mine is trying to think of a name for his new cat. Anyone got a suggestion??
DD
Ubique.
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