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The Off Topic Thread
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31-07-2020, 18:28
(This post was last modified: 31-07-2020, 18:29 by Dingle-Dingle.)
My neighbour`s wife just told me her husband has tested positive for Covid-19. She said it can`t be true though, as they still have 3000 toilet rolls left.
DD 
Ubique.
01-08-2020, 12:19
I'm not saying that my G/F is fat.
But I've had to put an Energy Saving lightbulb in the fridge. DD 
Ubique.
01-08-2020, 15:41
Just had to put up with a Rod Stewart record on the Radio trying to sound like a Person of Colour.
Surprised the Wokes on BBC haven't banned such stuff.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
02-08-2020, 10:58
I farted in Tesco`s this morning and some woman said "That`s gross".
I replied "In that case you`re too close and your mask isn`t working". DD 
Ubique.
02-08-2020, 12:33
America is really having bad luck with this Covid=19.
It`s almost as if it was built on an ancient Indian burial site. DD 
Ubique.
03-08-2020, 19:09
I recently got myself a Sat nav for the over 60`s. The great thing about it is, not only does it tell me when I have reached my destination, but it also tells me why I have gone there.
DD 
Ubique.
04-08-2020, 10:40
Breaking News......
Christmas 2020 has been put back until the middle of January 2021. This is due to the fact Santa will have to isolate for 14 days on arrival in the Uk. DD 
Ubique.
04-08-2020, 13:52
(04-08-2020, 10:40)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Breaking News...... Why the hell can't he come over early December then?? This will spoil Christmas for many kids. 
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
04-08-2020, 17:09
I thought I'd look on THIS thread for any transfer news....
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