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Just watched FA Cup rewind.

It would have been nice to have seen some footage from 1875.

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I would never believe that 8 weeks worth of uncut hair could weigh 12Kg.

But if that`s what the scales say,it must be right.

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Just got my eye test confirmed.
Specsavers 69, Main Road, Kingston, Jamaica.

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.... My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating so much pasta.




.... now I'm cannelloni
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The seven Dwarves have been told that from Monday they can meet in groups of 6.

One of them is not Happy!!

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Can`t wait for the day when I walk down the aisle and hear those magical words.....

"This is your Captain speaking".

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Earlier today a delivery driver knocked on my door and said " I`ve got a parcel for next door".

"You`ve got the wrong house then" I told him.

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A Monk in Tibet claims to have seen the face of Jesus in his tub of margarine.

He told reporters "I can`t believe it`s not Buddah"

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The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns. It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week

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Does Covid spread in massive street riots or just in pubs and restaurants?? Asking for a friend.

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