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The Off Topic Thread
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07-04-2020, 18:20
Today my G/F thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything down and cleaned it thoroughly.
Tomorrow I`m putting the cockroach in the bathroom. DD 
Ubique.
08-04-2020, 10:48
Social isolation....
I`m so bored that I`ve just rung a random number in India to ask if they have had an accident in the last 3 years. Dd 
Ubique.
08-04-2020, 19:38
Got up this morning and ran round the block 5 times. Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toybox.
DD 
Ubique.
09-04-2020, 12:07
Social isolation......
Wearing a mask over my beard looks like a ladies underwear ad from 1972....... DD 
Ubique.
09-04-2020, 21:13
Thought for the day.......
If Labour had won the election and Jeremy had contracted Covid-19....... Dianne Abbot would have been running the country. DD 
Ubique.
10-04-2020, 13:13
Social isolation.....
Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended. Not so much to prevent COVID-19, but to stop eating. D 
Ubique.
11-04-2020, 11:56
Social isolation.....
When this is all over, the first person to walk out of a chip shop will get torn apart by a flock of starving seagulls. DD 
Ubique.
11-04-2020, 13:05
Social isolation....
Lockdown day whatever, There are 2469 holes in my flour sieve. DD 
Ubique.
12-04-2020, 20:43
Social isolation.....
The G/F said "If you are bored why don`t you make a bird table". Now she`s kicking off because I put her in 5th place. DD 
Ubique.
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