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Today my G/F thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. She sprayed everything down and cleaned it thoroughly.

Tomorrow I`m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

DD Big Grin Big Grin
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Social isolation....

I`m so bored that I`ve just rung a random number in India to ask if they have had an accident in the last 3 years.

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Got up this morning and ran round the block 5 times. Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toybox.

DD Tongue Tongue
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Social isolation......

Wearing a mask over my beard looks like a ladies underwear ad from 1972.......

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Thought for the day.......

If Labour had won the election and Jeremy had contracted Covid-19.......

Dianne Abbot would have been running the country.

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If 2020 was a football team it would be Aston Villa.

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Social isolation.....

Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended.

Not so much to prevent COVID-19, but to stop eating.

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Social isolation.....

When this is all over, the first person to walk out of a chip shop will get torn apart by a flock of starving seagulls.

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Social isolation....

Lockdown day whatever,

There are 2469 holes in my flour sieve.

DD Sick Sick
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Social isolation.....

The G/F said "If you are bored why don`t you make a bird table".

Now she`s kicking off because I put her in 5th place.

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