[Dingle-Dingle]

WTF is wrong with people?
So I went to the shop today for some needed bits'n'bobs food wise. Whilst I’m standing looking in the freezer section this absolute balloon comes up behind me and starts TAPPING on my shoulder. I obviously tried to ignore him (my blood was boiling though). The fool just keeps tapping and tapping and then...
THIS is where it gets interesting!!
So the idiot kept tapping .... See More

DD

[drewks]

An old lady on a bus offers the driver some peanuts which he takes and eats.
Every few minutes she offers him some more.

After a few mouthfuls he asks the lady why she isn't eating them.
"I cant chew" she says. "See, I've got no teeth".

"Then why did you buy a load of nuts then?" he asks.

She replies "... because I just love the chocolate around them"
????

[Dingle-Dingle]

24 Hours in a day.

24 Beers in a case.

Coincidence? I think not.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

As a point of interest......

Anyone else`s car getting 3 weeks to the gallon??

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Have a happy weekend inmates.

DD

[talkSAFT]

Have a happy weekend inmates.

DD    

Most of us not familiar with that term, D-D.

[Dingle-Dingle]

Have a happy weekend inmates.

DD    

Most of us not familiar with that term, D-D.  

Look who`s not observing lock down. Naughty you. DD

[talkSAFT]

Any vacancies in Winson Green?

[Dingle-Dingle]

I never have any luck with pets, even the preying mantis I bought was an atheist.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I never thought the saying "I wouldn`t touch her with a six ft barge pole" would become national policy, but here we are.

DD