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The Off Topic Thread
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29-03-2020, 17:24
I was going to go out with my daughter and the wife for a meal when she screamed,
" Before i go out with you,For Gods sake,get rid of that tash.!" I think that was the bravest thing my daughter ever said to my wife! DD 
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 00:27
Social isolation......
If you make a mask out of your Missis` bra, use the left cup. That way you don`t look like a right tit when you go outdoors. DD 
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 09:45
Social isolation......
Day 10 of lockdown. Preparing to take out the rubbish. I`m so excited, I don`t know what to wear. DD 
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 10:50
(This post was last modified: 30-03-2020, 10:52 by Dingle-Dingle.)
Had to order Penis pasta from Ann Summers due to Covidiots stockpiling.
At least I can make my spaghetti bollocknaise now. DD
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 12:47
Social isolation......
Whatever you do...... DO NOT open that letter from Boris, DD 
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 17:32
Social isolation......
At the end of the lockdown 88% of the planet`s blondes will have disappeared....... DD 
Ubique.
30-03-2020, 19:19
I miss the days when the scariest thing on TV was the Twilight Zone and not the Evening News.
DD 
Ubique.
31-03-2020, 00:16
My neighbour is 87. I went round and asked her if she wanted anything from ASDA, she said "Yes".
So I gave her my list, no point in us both going. DD
Ubique.
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