20-03-2020, 15:14
If anyone is planning on visiting me, please make sure you have a shit in your own house first.
DD
DD


Ubique.
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20-03-2020, 15:14
If anyone is planning on visiting me, please make sure you have a shit in your own house first.
DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
20-03-2020, 18:49
I`m having a quarantine party this weekend.
None of you are invited. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
20-03-2020, 19:53
Rang 111 and they said a mask and gloves was enough to go to Tesco`s.
They lied, everyone else had clothes on. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 11:49
Just had a thought about this self isolation.....
The worst has not even arrived....... Just wait until the Jehovah Witnesses figure out everybody is at home..... DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 11:59
(21-03-2020, 11:49)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Just had a thought about this self isolation..... Careful, D-D. Snowflakes will have you for religious intolerance. ![]()
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with
21-03-2020, 13:06
You've got to feel sorry for Phil Scofield, he's only just come out and now hes got to stop in.
DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 15:17
Wetherspoons have announced their pubs will stay open an extra week.
This is to allow customers who went to the toilet time to get back to the bar. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 17:06
Missing all the action on Sky Sports??
Just pop to Tesco, Asda or other supermarket. Live wrestling and boxing in most aisles. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 18:42
I`m curious.......
Does anyone know when we will find out which Hunger Games district we are in?? DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
21-03-2020, 20:51
The clocks go forwards next weekend.
I think 4 months should just about do it. DD ![]() ![]()
Ubique.
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