[Dingle-Dingle]

Psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent pubs.

1) They don’t have a woman.

2) They have a woman.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Russia has just announced their first victim of the Corona virus. Been named as Ivor Chestycoff

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Ran out of toilet roll, so reduced to wiping my bum with lettuce leaves.

I fear that`s just the tip of the iceberg.......

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Breaking News......

Dianne Abbott has called for the BBC to stop filming Casualty and Holby City so the staff can help out with the Corona virus outbreak.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting “The end of the world is nigh!!”

I think it was Farmer Geddon.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I can`t decide where to go for Easter.....

The bedroom or the living room.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Ladies. With all this state of emergency going on, have your kids fathers called to see if their children have enough food in the house??

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I don`t find it boring to stay inside all day.......
But I don`t understand why in one box of rice krispies there are 2453 pieces, and in the other there are 2467.

DD

[Alouion]

Thanks so much for these jokes mate. You are a star.

[Dingle-Dingle]

Dear Boris.

If I`m under house arrest for 12 weeks, can I watch TV without a licence like a normal prisoner??

DD