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Due to the panic buyers, ALDI have now opened a 2nd Till.

Actually i never knew they had one!

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Just had a thought.....

What if this Corona virus is just Manflu and now women are realising just how bad us men have suffered over the years.??

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The Germans must be getting worried about the Corona virus.

They have started putting towels down on hospital beds.

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Went to ASDA this morning and I met Arnold Schwartzenegger? coming out with a 24 pack of toilet rolls.

I said "Where did you get those from"?

He replied "Aisle b, back"

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Now that the football league has been suspended and facing the fact non league may be next, at this rate I'm going to have to spend Saturday talking to the G/F.

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Anyone want to buy 150 Scotch eggs and 300 sausage rolls?. I mis-read the the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying.

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Was in the Post Office this morning and 3 people came in wearing masks. Panic!!!!.

Then 1 said "This is a robbery" and we all calmed down

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1st Saturday without football and I had to spend time with the G/F. Just found out she no longer works in Woolworths.

DD Confused Confused
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Just been in Tesco, it was crazy. They had no toilet paper at all, Reluctantly I headed for the customer service desk and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers round my ankles was a walk I never want to do again.

DD Dodgy Dodgy
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Breaking news......

Thieves have stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.

Police are looking for Leeds.

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