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The Off Topic Thread
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03-03-2020, 09:54
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Dingle?"
- Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening." DD 
Ubique.
03-03-2020, 13:17
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.” DD 
Ubique.
03-03-2020, 14:32
An Eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?”
- The Eskimo replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…” DD 
Ubique.
03-03-2020, 18:59
More bad news from China......
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Ubique.
03-03-2020, 21:16
“This is your great-grandma and great grandpa,” I told my grandson as I handed him a photo of my parents. “Do you think I look like them?”
He shook his head. “Not yet.” DD 
Ubique.
04-03-2020, 13:22
Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?
- The other shakes his head: "No way, look at what happened to the zebra." DD 
Ubique.
04-03-2020, 14:29
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?" DD
Ubique.
04-03-2020, 16:50
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.
I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it. DD 
Ubique.
04-03-2020, 18:20
On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crevice. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”
- “Yeah!” - “Are you hurt?” - “No!” - “Not a scratch? How come?!“ - “I’m not done falling yet-et-et-et-et!” DD
Ubique.
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