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Beefy tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”

The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

DD

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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

DD

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What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabrador.

DD

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I see the guy who invented the peeled boiled egg wrapped in sausagemeat and breadcrumbs and then deep fried has died.

RIP Scott Chegg.

DD

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I was in the pub earlier and I met a Dalek who said he was from Devon.

I said "Whereabouts in Devon, mate"?

He replied "Exeter mate Exeter mate".

DD

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Corona latest.......

Everyone at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.

Imagine all the people.

DD

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Sent my hearing aid away to be repaired 3 weeks ago, heard nothing since,

DD

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This morning I asked my barista why she was wearing a surgical mask.

She said it was a coughy filter.

DD

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Came back from the pub last night and just as I was getting into bed she said "You`re drunk"

"How do you know"? I asked.

"You live next door" she replied.

DD

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Finally my Winter fat has gone.

I now have Spring rolls.

DD