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You know what they say about cliffhangers..........

DD

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow??

Follow the fresh prints.

DD

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My G/F said I was immature.

I told her to get out of my fort.

DD

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

DD

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I have a step ladder, because my real ladder left when I was a kid.

DD

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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

DD

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

DD

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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

DD

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I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

DD

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Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side.

DD