15-12-2019, 20:27
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses.
DD
A: Subordinate clauses.
DD
Ubique.
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15-12-2019, 21:07
Anyone seen Prince Andrews Christmas sweater?
16-12-2019, 11:43
Why does Santa always come through the chimney?
Because he knows better than to try the back door. DD 
Ubique.
18-12-2019, 13:57
I’ve just found a present in the loft that I was meant to give the kids last Christmas, pretty gutted.....they would have loved that puppy.....
DD 
Ubique.
18-12-2019, 16:52
Every year the Grandkids manage to find their Christmas presents so this year I was advised to keep them in the loft.
Its been 4 days now and all they do up there is cry! DD
Ubique.
18-12-2019, 21:49
(This post was last modified: 19-12-2019, 12:57 by Dingle-Dingle.)
Breaking news......
6 Liverpool players who played against Villa last night have tested positive for Calpol. DD 
Ubique.
19-12-2019, 12:55
Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play with them. DD
Ubique.
20-12-2019, 12:52
How did Mary and Joseph find out how heavy Jesus was when he was born??
They had a weigh in a manger. DD
Ubique.
21-12-2019, 14:05
How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground! DD 
Ubique.
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