[Dingle-Dingle]

I was doing a cross word in the pub and said to my Scottish mate “I’m stuck on one, trapped on a desert island, eight letters starting with M”
He said “Marooned”
I said “Thanks I’ll have a pint of bitter then”

DD

[drewks]

I was doing a cross word in the pub and said to my Scottish mate “I’m stuck on one, trapped on a desert island, eight letters starting with M”
He said “Marooned”
I said “Thanks I’ll have a pint of bitter then”

DD    

DD, that's the best one EVER!!

[Dingle-Dingle]

ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

When we leave the EU, will we have to wash our own cars??

DD

[talkSAFT]

My nephew's stuck in USA.......Thomas Cooked.

[Dingle-Dingle]

Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all of Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand & deliver.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Managed to have sex with the G/F for 1 hour 30 minutes doggy style last night.

That`s 3 minutes in Human time.

DD

[Salopbaggie]

Strange that Boris Johnson is so against nationalisation, but is constantly getting publicly owned.

[Dingle-Dingle]

Little Boris comes running to his alcoholic father.
"Daddy, daddy! I just heard that vodka has risen in price. That means you'll be drinking less from now on?"

"No, junior. That means you'll be eating less," the father replies.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Thomas Cook have kept more people out of the country than the Home Office has in the last 10 years. DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I said to my Doctor "I think I may have ADHD, because I can`t remember where I parked my Ford".
He said "That`s not how ADHD works...."
I replied "But I keep losing my Focus".

DD