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Acoustic........

What a Scottish farmer uses to control his cattle.

DD

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It` was so hot last night I slept with the windows open.

# 2471 Mosquito`s like this post.

DD

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I like to think of myself as a Hoptimist...

Beer will make everything better.

DD

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If you go out tonight be careful, be vewy vewy careful. The air will be full of spat dummies and flying teddies as well as other toys thrown from the pram........

DD

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At last, mathematical equation that accurately predicts your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Zulu.

No peeping now

Pick a number between 1 and 9.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3 to that number.
Multiply by 3 again.
Add the 2 digits together.

Now discover your favourite film!

1.The Great escape.

2. Zulu.


3. Oliver Twist.


4. Star Wars.


5. Forrest Gump.


6. Saving Private Ryan.


7. Jaws.


8. Grease.


9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Sheep & Oiled-Up Lady Boys.


10. Mary Poppins.

DD

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I didn`t know what to get my 9 year old Dingle nephew for his birthday.
So I put £20 in his Nan`s purse.

DD

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Last night I checked into one of those Swedish End of Life clinics. Guess what they gave me for breakfast this morning......

A bowl of Cheerios. Tomorrow they have promised me Whiterbox.

DD

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I found this article interesting and thought others may as well, especially our friends on the Sheffield boards.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49392889

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West Midlands police have issued a warning not to check score updates while you are driving!!
Else you will end up with more points than the villa.

DD

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I've just had a lovely, relaxing holiday in Thailand..
Phuket?
Yes, that's pretty much what I was thinking.

DD