Not The Town O'Clock News

**Lord Snooty** · 09-08-2018, 20:15

Duane Holmes signed for Derby County.

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 09-08-2018, 20:43 by theo_luddite.)

Ambitious guy that Lampard chap. That's a full 12 he's brought in to liven up their deadwood from the last couple of seasons. Nicki Nahki Noo didn't end up there as part of the Vydra deal then?

Just checked - they appear to have a first team squad of 35 players now - that's one helluva lot of players looking for a hot water bottle on the bench.

Amelia Chaffinch · 10-08-2018, 15:36

Schindler now signed up til Summer 2021

theo_luddite · 10-08-2018, 17:48

Herr List signed up for a while. Alles gut, alles in ordnung.

**Lord Snooty** · 22-08-2018, 13:30

Rochdale v Barnsley last night. Ex Town junior Jordan Williams came on in the 80th minute. A minute before Rochdale had introduced a sub called Jordan Williams. Rochdale already had a player called Jordan Williams on the pitch so making a total of three players called Jordan Williams on the pitch at the same time.
Commentator's nightmare. Whistle

Amelia Chaffinch · 22-08-2018, 16:24

Even more confusing if they happened to have 2 of them with the same shirt number! Do we know?

**Lord Snooty** · 22-08-2018, 17:54

No shirt numbers the same but just to muddy the waters a bit more, Barnsley had a Ben Williams on the bench. Rolleyes

**Lord Snooty** · (This post was last modified: 23-08-2018, 19:25 by Lord Snooty.)

Nahki Wells gone on a season long loan to QPR.

And Tomer Hemed. Two good signings for the Championship.

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 23-08-2018, 19:38 by theo_luddite.)

He'll enjoy it, down amonst the dead men. Not a win yet between them and Smoke, despite the spending (admittedly mostly at Stoke).

and before anyone chirps up - yes we are too at the moment but we didn't expect to be anywhere else after the first 2 games.

**Lord Snooty** · 24-08-2018, 13:12

Grant Holt is hanging his boots up. Taking on a coaching role at Norwich.