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The Off Topic Thread
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09-04-2018, 00:36
APPLE today announces it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTIT will cost from £499 to £699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breast`s and not listening to them.
DD 
Ubique.
09-04-2018, 11:50
I just don`t see why there is a need for nipple clamps.
Not once have I seen an illegally parked nipple. DD 
Ubique.
09-04-2018, 11:56
Not all men are sexist but all men can stop sexism. CALL IT OUT!
10-04-2018, 12:20
Pauline at work accused me of being sexist yesterday because I always whistle at her when she walks into the office but I don't do the same when Frank walks in. So I have taken on board what she said and instead of whistling at her, today I greeted her with 'Morning twat' and dipped my balls in her coffee when she wasn't looking, just like I did to Frank.
…...This equality thing works better than I thought. DD 
Ubique.
10-04-2018, 19:04
Saw a sign in the bus station today, it said ! One bus takes 35 cars off the road! personally I think it depends how aggressive the driver is.!!!!.....
DD 
Ubique.
11-04-2018, 20:51
My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men.
So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what, she couldn't do either !!.. DD
Ubique.
11-04-2018, 21:18
(11-04-2018, 20:51)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: My G/F told me women were better at multi tasking than men. My wife said men can’t multi task. I said yes they can, for example when I make love to you I think of my girlfriend. I get out of hospital soon.
12-04-2018, 12:47
Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....?
Mine`s making a terrible loud whining noise. DD
Ubique.
12-04-2018, 13:29
(12-04-2018, 12:47)Dingle-Dingle Wrote: Does anyone have an owners manual for a G/F.....? DD, that's a normal feature on the G/F model, usually intermittent, once the G/F model is upgraded to the Wife model then the whine becomes a constant high pitch scream, adversely the previous high performance bedroom function decreases once the performance inhibiting ring is placed onto the correct receptacle. It's just normal operating procedures.
12-04-2018, 21:04
I just don`t understand the point of lap-dancing.
If I wanted a woman to take all my money, and sexually frustrate me I`d stay at home with the G/F. DD 
Ubique.
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