Not The Town O'Clock News

Amelia Chaffinch · 24-12-2017, 14:00

Don't forget his class, humility and respect, theo

**Lord Snooty** · 24-12-2017, 14:00

That's odd. Both managers from the same game sacked. Must be a first that.

theo_luddite · (This post was last modified: 27-12-2017, 20:21 by theo_luddite.)

Liverpool just agreed to pay 3x the market value of Dick van Dyke from Southampton. Big money for a bloke who didn't perform that well in Mary Poppins on my telly the other day and has done Fook Hall since. Given they paid 10x the market value for Eeyore the donkey that is known as Andy Carroll a few years back from Newcastle, good to see they are reigning themselves in. Doh

One of my mates has just corrected me. It's not Dick, sorry. His name is Virgil. He flies Thunderbird 2 and has never cleaned a chim chimanee in his life.

Amelia Chaffinch · 27-12-2017, 20:32

That leg click will be no use either.

**Lord Snooty** · 04-01-2018, 14:17

Peter Clarke has returned to the Gigg Lane Retirement Home.

Amelia Chaffinch · 05-01-2018, 22:45

How many players would get away with grabbing hold of a ref like Holgate just has? I doubt a Town player would.

theo_luddite · 05-01-2018, 23:22

Exactly. He's given Liverpool a softer penalty than they got against us and he ignores that and what happened before it in terms of no free kick, no cards.

Amelia Chaffinch · 05-01-2018, 23:31

And one of them said it had to be a penalty because he was holding on to him. How many times has Depoitre been wearing a defender like a back pack?

theo_luddite · 05-01-2018, 23:43

He's not even a German backpacker. Vol de ree, Vol de ra.

**Lord Snooty** · (This post was last modified: 05-01-2018, 23:54 by Lord Snooty.)

Peter Reid. That heed is getting more monkey like. Whistle

Scousist remark there from Danny Murphy.