[Kennyg]

I saw a man lying in the gutter. When he spoke he had a lisp. His name was Dwayne!

Another man was lying under a car. His name was Jack!

Finally I came across a girl behind a cow. Her name was Pat!

[Stairs]

I met girl who set fire to her tax bill. Her name was Bernadette

I met a girl who trim the hair around her backside. Her name was Anita Harris

[Dingle-Dingle]

Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine.?
It`s for a party this Friday.

DD

[Kennyg]

Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine.?
It`s for a party this Friday.

DD    
Not really. But I can tell how to turn wine into water!!

[BaggieMan]

Man goes to doctors

"I think I've got hereditary diarrhoea doctor"
"Hereditary diarrhoea, hereditary diarrhoea ! There's no such thing!" says the doctor.
Man replies. "Must be doctor, I've got it in my jeans"

[silverbaggie]

A lawyer is a man who helps you get what’s coming to him.

[Dingle-Dingle]

PARENTS: Are the childcare bills daunting for the next 7 weeks? Simply buy your "little treasures" a dayrider/daypass bus ticket and they'll be supervised all day by a CRB/DBS checked driver from as little as £2 a day.

DD

[Salopbaggie]

Came across this again, the other day and was thinking, I wonder if this replicates the board lunch, before deciding of how much a player is worth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nL6isGPhzk

[Dingle-Dingle]

I had laser eye surgery a few days ago. It's shit though. I've been staring at a tin of beans for hours but they're still xxxx cold.

DD