29-07-2017, 23:13
Q:- What’s the quickest way to get in touch with your long lost relatives?
A:- Win the lottery.
A:- Win the lottery.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
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29-07-2017, 23:13
Q:- What’s the quickest way to get in touch with your long lost relatives?
A:- Win the lottery.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
31-07-2017, 08:13
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
01-08-2017, 13:32
I ate the whole box of Slim Fast bars. So excited about how skinny I'll be when I wake up tomorrow. DD
Ubique.
01-08-2017, 20:55
I was sent this by a mate who used to drive it, he gets no credit though, as he drove the Dingles bus more.
01-08-2017, 21:24
Blimey Salop, how old is your mate, was there a man with a red flag walking in front
01-08-2017, 21:41
01-08-2017, 22:49
(This post was last modified: 01-08-2017, 22:57 by bomberbrown1968.)
Global coaches and Sealandair when I used to go away regularly in the 70' & 80's
https://www.flickr.com/photos/wda4t/4623991470/
02-08-2017, 02:10
02-08-2017, 08:44
A cowboy walked into a bar dressed entirely in clothes made of paper.
It wasn’t long before he was arrested for rustling.
Some days I'm top dog, most days I'm just the lamp post.
02-08-2017, 13:13
Silverbaggie, having been interviewed he was bailed by the police, so he then decided to branch out, he bought a paper shop but it blew away.
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