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17-07-2017, 02:04
She`s only had it for a few hours...........

   

   

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17-07-2017, 22:43
A man walks into doctor's office.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.

"It's... um... well... I have five penises," replies the man.

"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"

"Like a glove."

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18-07-2017, 14:15
When I got home yesterday my G/F had two of her friends there.....

"Here he is" she said, "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you`re up for it", She smiled and winked.

Two minutes later I appeared naked with my bits in my hand.

They all had tennis racquets in theirs..........

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18-07-2017, 16:59
My G/F has been working as a magician`s assistant for a few years now and she`s picked up a few tricks.
I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her sexy little magician`s assistant outfit.
She said Abracadabra and my mate Dave come out the wardrobe stark naked.
Poor Dave, must have wondered what the xxxx was going on.

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18-07-2017, 21:06
Word of warning.. Don't do what I did yesterday.

I was at the local airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

No f**king sense of humour, dragged me off to the nearest room and now my arse is sore.

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19-07-2017, 23:41
On his first outing with his new team Everton Wayne Rooney has scored a hat trick.

They were:- Ethel, 64, Agnes 71, and a scorcher, Gertrude 92. Whistle
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20-07-2017, 10:40 (This post was last modified: 20-07-2017, 21:51 by Ska'dForLife-WBA.)
Zoltán, what a legend!

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20-07-2017, 19:21
I will be posting telepathically today.

So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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20-07-2017, 21:48
(20-07-2017, 10:40)kzs10 Wrote: Zoltán, what a legend! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFgsHv2ReHM

Good old Zolly certainly in my top 10 of favourite Baggies ever. Looking at these goals, it was his " I want this more than you" attitude that got him most of them.
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20-07-2017, 21:57
Prince William was born in the 1980's,, he has a real liking of the music and artists, his favourite is Kate's Bush.
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