[Dingle-Dingle]

Me and the G/F love bondage, she because shes a dirty b!£7h and me because it keeps her quiet for 2 hours.
DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Black really is slimming on you love, I can honestly say you've never looked sexier," I assured the G/F.
"Turn the light back on you twat." She replied

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

If you are buying Gender specific colour clothing for an infant please remember...

Blue= Spellcaster

Green= Druid

Red= Warrior

Yellow= Cleric

Black= Necromancer.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I think my best mate is having an affair with my G/F . He's been a right miserable bastard lately!!..

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I can't remember when I last made love to the G/F..
But it must be at least three or four stone ago.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Top 3 invisible things:
1)
2)
3)

DD

[4evaabaggie]

Top 3 invisible things:
1)
2)
3)

DD    

Sorry DingleDingle, I disagree,

In at number 2) is and I quote " "

So 2) is a actually 3

and 3) is actually 4.

hope this clears this vs up.

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Appears speech marks don't really work.

[Dingle-Dingle]

I’ve just become a Professor of Palindromes. I’m now known as Dr. Awkward.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

. It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone's asking if I've found my sea legs yet. But I'm not falling for it. I know for a f"*king fact that seals don't lay eggs.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

I've taken a stress ball into work to help out with those trying times. For a laugh I chuck it at visitors from other departments for that bit of camaraderie, shenanigans and tomfoolery. Apparently for health and safety reasons I've been asked to stop doing this and also to stop referring to house bricks as "stress balls".

DD