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I was on a disabilities awareness course and the instructor asked me,
"You see an intending passenger at a bus stop with a white cane with red rings around it, what do you do?"
"Well," I answered, "I would pull up, speak very slowly and clearly, give him time as he will be a lot slower than everyone else, and try not to make his disability obvious to other passengers. "
"Which is? " asked the instructor,
"He's a Man Utd fan, " I replied.

DD

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Want to know what"s on the BBC this Christmas then you should try to buy 1986 Radio Times.

DD

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I bumped into an old friend the other day, I asked him what he was up to these days.
"Cooking meals for druggies, the homeless, alcoholics and all of those on benefits", he said.
"Do you work at a Drop-In Centre", I asked.
"No, " he said "I'm a chef at Wetherspoons".

DD

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I've just noticed the G/F is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing...
.....She's behind with the washing again.

DD

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My G/F is so naive.
I just told her that the reason it's called Boxing Day is that us men don't have to come home from the pub until we've had twelve rounds.

DD

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This Christmas I gave my Granddad a prostitute and a duvet, which surprised him as he'd actually asked for a tartan blanket.

DD

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STANNAH have bought out a new stair lift that gets you upstairs before you have forgot what you were going up there for in the 1st place!!!

DD

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I've been doing some research on different beers wines & spirits over Christmas and the affects they have on you.

The results were staggering!!

DD

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I have decided not to use spray deodorant in the new year.

Roll on 2017.

DD

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I'd like to wish everyone who knows me a Happy and a Healthy New Year..

A bit early i know but I do suffer from Premature Congratulation.....

DD