[Dingle-Dingle]

I got sacked from my first job as a shepherd.

The boss told me to round up his 68 sheep. I said 70 .

DD #No1

[drewks]

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards...
CREATES
... backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

[Dingle-Dingle]

I need some advice.....

Not about anything in particular.

Just give me some random advice.

DD #No1

[talkSAFT]

I need some advice.....

Not about anything in particular.

Just give me some random advice.

DD #No1   

DON'T take your young Grandkids to the Albion............ just yet

[Dingle-Dingle]

The G/F came home and said....
"My doctor recommended that I spend a month at sea on a cruise...
Two weeks on a beach abroad and a week's solitude in the countryside...
Where are you taking me first....?"

"To another xxxx doctor...." I replied.

DD

[Dingle-Dingle]

Just had an email fron The Ukraine Library Association concerning the cancellation of their forthcoming conference.

It basically says "We will reschedule as soon as possible once we have finished vanquishing our invaders"

Ukrainian librarians, I salute you.

DD #No1

[Dingle-Dingle]

Many years ago my mate Dave`s missus came a close second in the Miss Tipton 1997 competition.
Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.
She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.
Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away.
The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Wolverhampton 2022.

DD#No1

[BaggieSteve]

:

Many years ago my mate Dave`s missus came a close second in the Miss Tipton 1997 competition.
Later that year she was beset by a long period of bad luck. She suffered years of drug and alcohol abuse and a series of eating disorders.
She lost a leg and needed facial reconstruction surgery after a road traffic accident.
Later, she suffered 90% burns in an unprovoked acid attack. Several of her teeth were knocked out and an eye gouged in a fight outside a KFC Chicken Take Away.
The stress caused severe hair loss and facial warts.
But she never stopped believing.
And then finally, last month, she was crowned Miss Wolverhampton 2022.

DD#No1   

[Dingle-Dingle]

Becoming a vegetarian, is a huge missed steak.

DD#No1

[Dingle-Dingle]

Just bought a Chameleon.

Damn. lost it.

DD #No1