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Enter new password:-

chicken.

Password must contain a capital:-

chickenkiev.

DD

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I`ve heard that if you have relatives round on Christmas day the police can force entry and make them go home.

Do you think this is a free service, or do you have to book??

DD

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Breaking News.....

The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of Pirates returned home to celebrate Christmas with their families.

Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

DD

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What did Adam say to his wife at Christmas?


It’s finally Christmas, Eve!

DD

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What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?

Unwrap

DD

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I'm addicted to Boxing Day sandwiches.


I'll have to go cold turkey.

DD

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Every year at my house, the toilet ends up blocked on Boxing Day.


Damn puppies never flush easily.

DD

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What did the drummer call his two daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

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Today is Boxing Day in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia. Do you know when Boxing Day is celebrated in the United States?


Black Friday

DD

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So Boxing Day, its a magical time of year,


when companies send you amazing emails with pictures of all the stuff you just brought from them, at half price.

DD