[WakeyTerrier]

A bit disappointed with the lad throwing rocks at Farage, not that he was throwing rocks but being from Barnsley with a strong cricket background he really should have better aim

[theo_luddite]

Not really Town O'Clock news but news of why Amazon are not more efficient at delivering anything than the Post Office.

I ordered an item Monday morning, OK, not expecting delivery in Wolvo until today.

Here's their delivery tracking info ....

Monday, 24 June
9:32 AM Collection scheduled with carrier.
GB
4:04 PM - Item has been picked up by the carrier.
Stone, GB (note this)

6:34 PM - Package arrived at an Amazon facility
Warrington, Manchester GB

8:14 PM - Package departed an Amazon facility
Warrington, Manchester GB

Tuesday, 25 June

4:56 PM - Package arrived at an Amazon facility
Saint Helens, Merseyside GB

7:04 PM - Package departed an Amazon facility
Saint Helens, Merseyside GB

Wednesday, 26 June

12:38 AM - Package arrived at an Amazon facility
B98 9AY, Redditch, United Kingdom GB

2:56 AM
Package departed an Amazon facility
B98 9AY, Redditch, United Kingdom GB

5:18 AM - Package arrived at the final delivery station
Stoke, GB

12:30 PM - Out for delivery
Stoke, GB

Now I'm no logistics expert, and it will be delivered this evening, but Stone was only a 15 minute drive up the A34 from Stoke the last time I did it. It's also only 30-40 mins drive from Wolverhampton, but I wasn't paying extra for same day delivery. Not that I could.

[Lord Snooty]

Having left West Bromwich, Michael Hefele has gone to Saudi Arabia as assistant coach to Sabri Lamouchi at Al Riyadh FC.

[theo_luddite]

Emile Smith Rowe gone to Fulham for reported £34m. If he was so highly valued by Arsenil, why tf didn't Arteta play him more often?

[jjamez]

First league one managerial casualty, Neil critchley sent to the donkey sanctuary by Blackpool

[theo_luddite]

Could be a vacancy for him at Both Ends by September.

[Lord Snooty]

First league one managerial casualty, Neil critchley sent to the donkey sanctuary by Blackpool

Richard Keogh in charge for Saturday.

[theo_luddite]

Ollie Norwood signed by Smogport County

[theo_luddite]

Kasey Palmer moved on to Hull from Coventry, fee undisclosed (aren't they all).

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Just spotted this one from two days ago.

Juninho Bacuna [Birmingham - Al-Wehda] Undisclosed - though apparently Hannover were also after him.

[ritchiebaby]

I know we've not forgotten about the plight of Ukraine, but just in case we've forgotten about the fate of our Ukraine football teams, I've compiled a brief resume of the 2023-24 season.

My team, Chornomerets Odesa, finished in mid-table obscurity once again, 4 points above the relegation play-offs. They had a decent Cup run, falling to the eventual winners, Shakhtar Donetz in the Semi-final. SD also won the League by 2 points from Dynamo Kyiv.

Rukh Lviv finished a respectable 6th with Oleksandriya in 8th. Sadly 5th placed Dnipro-1 have withdrawn from the 2024-25 season, owing to owing too much money.

Hopefully I've covered all our chosen teams.