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I had Wookie steak for lunch today.

I didn`t enjoy it, was a little Chewy.

DD

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Just got back from the Mother in Law`s funeral.
She died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

DD

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Was playing doctors and nurses with G/F in the bedroom last night, it was going well until I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

DD

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Whenever I’m in the supermarket and I see a woman picking up a cucumber, I give them a little wink and a smile… just to see how many go red and put it back.

DD

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Good old Dingle. He/she gives me a smile.

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Good old Dingle. He/she gives me a smile.

Don't use a big word when a singularly loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity. DD

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My horoscope said my Ex would pop up.......

Iv`e been at the Netherton reservoir all day and thankfully no sign of her.

DD

Actually she did........ Was here 3 hours and being nice to me. Shes after something.

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My 5 year old Grandson said to me. " Look Grandad, That turtle is giving the other one a piggy back."
I decided it was time for the talk so I sat him down and said.....
"Son those are tortoises not turtles."

DD

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Son. "Dad why is my sister called Paris?"

Dad. "Because your Mother loves Paris!"

Son "OK I`m off to bed now".

Dad. " Good night Doner kebab with chilli".

DD

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Let`s see who remembers this.......

All bread was white
Oil was for lubricating not eating
Tea was made in a tea pot with tea leaves
Cubed sugar was posh
Eating raw fish was called poverty not Sushi
Only Heinz made baked beans
Pasta had not been heard of
Curry was a surname
A Take away was a mathematical problem
A Pizza was something to do with a leaning tower
Bananas and Oranges appeared at Christmas
All crisps were plain, your choice was to put salt on or not
Rice was a milk pudding, and never eaten with a main course
Condiments were, Salt, Pepper, Mustard and Daddies sauce
Frozen food was called Ice Cream
Prunes were medicinal
We had not heard of Yogurt
Healthy food was anything edible
People who didn't peel potatoes were lazy
Indian restaurants were only found in India
Seaweed was not a food
Pineapples came in chunks in a tin
Kebab was not even a word, let alone a food
Water came out of a tap, Not a bottle
Sugar was good for you
cooking outside was called camping
Coffee was Camp and came out of a bottle
You never put your elbows on the table.... NEVER

DD