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He has 10 pledges which are:

1. A decent job for all, in a decent economy - Brilliant. And how will this be happening, exactly?
2. A secure home for everyone - Brilliant. And how will this be happening, exactly?
3. Dignity and rights at work - Fair enough. This is eminently achievable and should be a priority.
4. A properly funded NHS and social care - Brilliant. And how will this be happening, exactly?
5. Education for all - Well, we already have this. Unless he means *further* education for all, in which case... how, exactly?
6. Clean, green energy that we can afford - Yeah... how, exactly?
7. Services run by the public for the public - Okay, slightly dogmatic in its approach, but no problem.
8. Everyone paying their fair share - If this means "clamp down on tax-dodgers" then brilliant... but how, exactly?
9. A Society free from prejudice - Good luck with that. Haters gonna hate, dickheads gonna dickhead. There are already hate crime laws in place; what more can realistically be done?
10. Foreign policy that promotes peace - Which would be laudable if it wasn't for those pesky theocratic fascists whose stated aim is the destruction of Western civilisation, and the Russian ultra-nationalist in the Kremlin who's casting his tentacles out across the continent as we speak.


If we're going to charge to victory then we need horses to ride, but St Jeremy is promising unicorns instead. It seems a lot of people are still wowed by the idea of those unicorns, but sooner or later it has to dawn on even the slowest individual that we're all sat around in the mud and those unicorns are never going to come.