03-11-2014, 21:48
(This post was last modified: 03-11-2014, 21:54 by spireitematt.)
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin, a lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut known to police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence so the Jammi Dodger got away with it!!!!
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbet Dib-Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got Bloody Allsorts!!!
There's been a fight in the biscuit tin, a lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut known to police as Rich T. They didn't leave a crumb of evidence so the Jammi Dodger got away with it!!!!
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flapjacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight. But 3 days later his Sherbet Dib-Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got Bloody Allsorts!!!