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Start preparing for Christmas early and save money by falling out with your family and friends now.

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The bed shook, creaked and rattled as the G/F gripped the headboard and screamed out my name.
It was at this point we were asked to leave Ikea.

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Understanding women is not a mystery.

1 When you`re wrong you apologise.

2 When she is wrong you apologise.

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Scotland has opened a new office for quickie divorces......

It`s at Regretna Green.

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Always love a woman for her personality.........

She has about 10 so you have plenty to choose from.

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It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them........

The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..

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Mountains are not funny.......

They are Hill Areas.

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A lorry full of Viagra was stolen today.

Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

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The G/F asked me what the female version of a man cave would be.....

I told her it`s called a kitchen.

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As I stared out at the army of strange creatures standing to attention on the lawn,

I realised I'd mixed up the slug pellets and the Viagra.

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